Red Sox Monster and BevNET are reporting that Kevin Youkilis has signed up to market a new energy drink entitled "SlumpBuster." BevNET euphemistically stated that "SlumpBuster" was a "term widely recognized by athletes and fans." Indeed. According to the Urban Dictionary, a "SlumpBuster" is A promiscuous and/or unattractive woman with whom a man would normally have nothing to do - however he sleeps with her anyways because he's in a slump. Red Sox Monster did the legwork and found that Youk didn't name the drink, but the base notes of desperation and low-self-esteem will drown out any zesty energy-drink flavor.