By Buster Gunning Not since Buster Gunning uncovered that eerie truth proving that NFL running back Priest Holmes wasn?t even a member of the Catholic clergy has there been such turmoil surrounding professional sports. After over a year of research, it has been determined that Prince Fielder, son of former MLB slugger Cecil Fielder is not an actual prince! I had my suspicions when I first saw him run out and greet his dad Cecil before and after Detroit Tigers games, he didn?t have that royal aura. Only when he made his Major League debut did I really begin to question his claim to any type of throne. After a full year of intense research, I have come to the realization that Prince Fielder is not a Prince at all. I started my inquiry in England. Queen Elizabeth owed me a favor and it was time to collect. Gaining access to the ?Royal? records, I spent nights pouring over the ancestry and while I found several examples of first-cousin marriage, I could not find any record of the Fielders, specifically any kingsmanship of ex-Detroit Tiger Cecil Fielder. Lord Thusselwick of Wales, England confirmed my findings stating, ?Mr. Prince Fielder has absolutely no relation to any of our nobility. Quite the contrary, he has not the blood of any of our fine Englishman. I do hear that is a fantastic Baseballer.? Along with the Prince Fielder findings, Buster confirmed that Prince Jackson (masked son of Michael Jackson) does belong to the noble class and Queen Latifah is not an actual queen, just a bad rapper. Do you want Buster Gunning as the Godfather of your firstborn? Email him at: [email protected] The preceding article was a piece of satirical fiction.