A man in Utah attempted to steal a $50,000 pickup truck by impersonating Cubs outfielder Tyler Colvin. ''I don't know. I'm not that ugly,'' said Colvin. A dealership allowed the man to sign for the truck with a promise he would return the next day to buy it. Colvin has never has been to Utah, has no apparent connection to the since-jailed poser and doesn't even particularly resemble the 24-year-old suspect.