Youkilis Endorsing 'Slumpbuster'

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Red Sox Monster and BevNET are reporting that Kevin Youkilis has signed up to market a new energy drink entitled "SlumpBuster."

BevNET euphemistically stated that "SlumpBuster" was a "term widely recognized by athletes and fans." Indeed. According to the Urban Dictionary, a "SlumpBuster" is

A promiscuous and/or unattractive woman with whom a man would normally have nothing to do - however he sleeps with her anyways because he's in a slump.

Red Sox Monster did the legwork and found that Youk didn't name the drink, but the base notes of desperation and low-self-esteem will drown out any zesty energy-drink flavor.

Via Bostonist

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